“Before long I will call Pick-A-Part and have them tow both cars away,” read the first line, referencing an old Nash Metropolitan and Morris Minor. “Both need work, both have clear Ca. titles and current tags in my name,” the email went on. “NO ONE WANTS TO WORK ON THEM AT ANY PRICE so it’s time to junk them both,” Nate, the sender, continued. “Sad but I’m physically unable anymore and I’m also broke, barely making my monthly nut anymore so everything has to go dirt cheap or free before I wind up in the street.” “Please help me get rid of these two cars, need to be towed out.” This email had, of course, come to be by way of Chief Vehicle Hoarding-Enabler and Autopian cofounder Jason Beauregard Torchinsky IV, which is why I should have known this whole thing was a trap: Update: Somehow — and I don’t know how this happened — I only just realized that Nate had, somehow, swapped in an automatic transmission. How that wasn’t clear to me when I bought this is beyond me. Obviously, Nash never offered an auto in a Metropolitan, and swapping one into such a small package seemed very unlikely, but here we are: That’s a PRNDL on the floor. I’m not a fan of automatics, so I’m likely either going to swap this back or have to part ways with it. Bummer! But pretty hilarious that I’m only now learning about it! I, being a thoughtful man (read: not a fool) was not about to just let a free Nash Metropolitan — and a rare one with a trunk lid (many Metropolitans had none, so you accessed stuff in the trunk via the front two doors) — just whiz by without at least seeing what was what. I talked to Nate, and he told me that he really just wanted his beloved Met to go to a good home. After all, he’d enjoyed years of just blasting that thing around LA at high speeds. Check out how this Met looks with the paint all shined up: The Morris Minor, by the way, is an awesome little British Economy car from a similar era as the Nash, and appears to just need to be put back together; the body looks solid: You’re obviously the person to save my Met, I hope you’ll find if fun and rewarding, I did and drove it hard for well over a decade all over the South West . The DJ-5 and CJ-2a threads were great . Please save the Morris Minor too…. He told me he has a standard crankshaft that goes with the vehicle, and even gave instructions on how to install it — instructions that make the rather tedious job actually sound rather easy: Not at all daunted, and actually rather keen to get wrenching on this little thing, I called up my team out at Galpin Ford, since the company is located only 20 minutes from Nate. Beau Boeckmann, the man behind The Autopian’s existence, and his VP Jeff graciously agreed to store my project car, and Jeff organized the pickup. He sent a flatbed to Nate’s house; Nate send me a few photos of the pickup operation, noting that he had lots of spare parts in the car, including a bolt of fabric to reupholster the door-cards. He also made mention of the keychain, which he’s apparently rather proud of, and. included photos of other Nash memorabilia: Right around the time Jason notified me of this incredible Met, I’d sent him a listing for a King Midget, arguably the U.S.’s first-ever microcar. With a top speed of only 50, it’d be a sacrifice, no doubt, but at 50 MPG, it’d make cruising around LA somewhat affordable. Highway jaunts, though, would be a problem. This Nash, though, ticks all the boxes. Its little 1.5-liter “B-Series” four-banger from British automaker Austin will do 35 MPG in the city and over 30 on the highway. And I do mean “highway,” because though the car had a top speed of 75 mph, and though most Metropolitan owners will tell you that that’s rather ambitious given the three-speed and 4.22:1 rear axle ratio, Nate swapped his rear diff for a 3.73:1 gearset, meaning the car can apparently drive 75 “all day,” per Nate. Motor Trend and Popular Mechanics tested the earlier 1.2-liter A-Series engine-equipped Metropolitan, and fuel economy was as high as 40 at lower steady speeds and closer to 30 around 60 or 65, so I believe Nate’s fuel economy claims. The move to LA? I can’t say I’m that excited about that. I’m ready to leave Detroit (even though I do love it and its incredible car culture), as it’s been nine years already, my army-brat nature is telling me to move on, and I have no family nearby. But I do have concerns about LA — cost of living, truly accessible car culture, the homeless population (I’m not worried about them, I’m worried for them), the time difference from the east coast, traffic, etc. But the fact is, being close to our west coast team will yield tangible benefits that will help The Autopian grow as a business, and that’s where my head has to be right now. I’m just glad I’ve got a little, moderately-broken 1950s economy car ready to show me around. Completely unrelated: Does anyone in Michigan have a giant pole barn ideal for storing Jeeps (on the cheap)? This car won’t burn rubber but it’s no slouch, one of my buddies was telling me this week he vividly remembers trying to keep it in sight one night, he had a 327 Chvy and claims he needed very cubic inch . Metropolitans were made in Jolley Olde Englande by BMC, they’re a hybrid of various Austin and BM parts, Lucas electric of course . One of the little things I fixed was the voltage regulator, I know how to clean and adjust them but found a nice fellow in Wilton, New Hampshire who took an old original LUCAS “control box” (voltage regulator), gutted it and installed modern electronics so no more vibrating ponts to fail, stick or clean, this means I get about 35,000 miles out of each generator before the brushes simply wear out, at $100 for a brandy new generator with real bearings instead of the bushing LUCAS (and every one else) used back then, I just slap a new one in, it takes 20 minutes tops . Some day I’ll find replacement brushes, the LUCAS brushes don’t quite fit . The headlight are upgraded, I rebuilt the gauge, fuel sender and incredibly over complex windshield wipers too, you DO NOT want to do that job, not ever . Anyway, if David decides he doesn’t like it I may well buy it back, I hated to let it go after the rod bearing blew . I hope he’ll contact me when he gets ’round to wrenching on it . -Nate You’ll just have to come visit Mercedes, then living in your house, and we can all go trolling junkyards for rust. – You love rusty junk and remain surrounded by it. (This is not a pejorative; I love it too.) – You have already run afoul of local code enforcement because of this love. – You want a home that can accommodate your rusty junk with a minimum of civil interference. – Much of your rusty junk will have a bitch of a time getting tagged in states with stringent emissions laws. And you want to move to… CALIFORNIA?!? Listen, I know you’re the same guy who drove a rust-eating postal Jeep all the way to Moab and back, but have you really, really thought this through? I mean, Arizona and New Mexico and Nevada are all RIGHT THERE, as well as texas, florida, and a dozen other states that took all these boxes. California? Really? Please consider all the ramifications of California. Please. You might be volunteering to have this love of rusty junk legislated right out of your life.
- I actually got a little emotional looking at the photos of the car being picked up. This vehicle was clearly loved intensely, and I am sure Nate is very relieved knowing it will live on.
- The Metropolitan will always instinctively be “the car Weird Al drove in UHF” to me.
- If you’re brave/crazy, during rush hour(s), several of the LA freeways are so packed you’d be lucky to hit 35 mph, so the King Midget’s top speed of 50 might actually be sufficient. – Traffic is scheisse especially during summer months when everyone is both working and traveling for holiday. – When traffic isn’t painful, the California 65 is about 80 so watch out for those fast drivers or keep to the right except when passing. – CARB check isn’t necessarily bad if you know the right stations. Have an 85 380SL and 90 420SEL to keep on the road and later on a ethanol tuned WRX. Plus like everyone is saying, any gas powered before 75 is SMOG exempt and any diesel before 97 is exempt. – Fuel is still cheaper than Europe and E85 is usually $2-3 cheaper than regular pump gas. – Most of our freeways are gratis but they are slowly turning HOV lanes into turnpike lanes. 2+ or 3+ is still free but if you are a single driver and want slightly more fluid traffic, get a transponder. – Us motorcycle enthusiasts love lane splitting since it’s deliciously legal and cuts down on the hellish commute so look twice and save a life. You’ll see a mix of ATGATT riders and SQUIDs, then the usual cruiser crowd. – You’ll find affordable property way out in the ‘burbs. Think Riverside or San Bernadino counties. I’d avoid the top of LA County (Apple Valley, Palmdale). Very interesting crowd and you don’t want things disappeared. – If you want 4 seasons move up to the mountains (Big Bear and surrounding communities), California doesn’t salt so you won’t get that delicious FEO2 unless you park it next to the beach. – Gobs of trails and maintained fire roads to explore, and good salt flats and tracks to go really fast on. I do all of it in my WRX. – There’s a nice German embassy in the heart of LA and the staff there is excellent. When I renew my passport, everyone is kind in the German way and helpful. – Tons of cars and coffee meets, track days, sponsored car meets and a very interesting automotive sub culture. – Crime isn’t as bad as the news outlets make it. LA is the second most populous city and 2nd largest metro area in the nation. – Lastly for now, bring some weather with you. 22 years of drought sucks. Just give us a bit more heads up this time 😛 You need to practice saying ‘no thanks’ more often. I want to read more stories on your two big projects mentioned above. Like I said, I like these two new cars but learn to say ‘no thanks’. These cars seem like something your comrades Torch or Mercedes might be more interested in. I love your articles but man stop increasing the fleet of shitboxes. Pretend it’s the 80’s again and just say no. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enqNl7tdLR4 have fun with the earwig everyone When I was a teenager growing up in North Carolina I noticed my neighbor’s house had a fairly-complete Metropolitan hidden in the back yard under a dense mat of kudzu and cane-berry, with a small tree growing out from underneath the front end. I knocked on the door (I’d never met him before) and a hairy, shirtless man wearing a greasy trucker hat and yellow measuring-tape suspenders answered the door. He told me it ran perfectly when parked fifteen years ago and offered to sell it to me for 50 bucks. I excitedly went to tell my Dad about my terrific opportunity, but Pops said there was no way in hell I was dragging that heap onto his property. I’m still mad all these years later about missing out on the opportunity to get my soft, youthful knuckles ripped and dirty with a non-running snake-infested rustbucket Anglo/American-hybrid orphan car of dubious provenance. David, if you ever decide to sell this one on to another microcar-loving weirdo, I’ll happily hop on a bus from Oregon to CA, pick it up, and drive it all the way back. I just now heard about this article, I wonder why you never mentioned it before . As I motor along in my forty year old 450,000 + mile Mercedes Diesel taxi my mine (or what’s left of it) tends to wander and I think about all the myriad little things done to this car to make it a stellar daily driver as well as a good road rally car . I hope you’ll give it a whirl before you put the crappy and extra slow three speed (crash on first gear) tranny back into it ~ I had a perfect original tranny , they’re difficult to find with non synchro first gear intact, I tried selling it and giving it away for twenty years, no takers I don’t think I scrapped it but stuff has to go eventually . I’m not clear on how to subscribe to posts here, I want to work my way through them as I’m a Journeyman Mechanic and you and I think alike . ? Did they ever give you the key fob ? . Or any keys ? . I have spare keys and fobs but only Met fobs, that BMC one was a once in a lifetime find . Apparently someone went through the car roughly, the spare windshield wasn’t crcked, neither was the spare speedo and you didn’t mention the one off set of custom made bronze then chromed taillight surrounds……. The original ones are chromed plastic and only last a few years, why I grabbed those two metal ones before the maker died twenty years ago . I have lots of info to add here, this reaky is a different typ of automobile, one has to drive it to grasp it . Please replay, let me know how to subscribe and be wary of where you settle in Los Angeles ! . -Nate
